Author Archives: jlazerus

How to get more traffic to your blog

I don’t need no magnetic poetry!

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Gobbledygook analysis

SPOILER ALERT! An announcement of Lazerus’ first major scientific breakthrough: a live working BS Detector! Do NOT read this post unless you are personally prepared for astonishment!

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Printing Industry Jobs Keep Going Away

For those who wish to know my opinion, I officially don’t like it. In case you couldn’t tell.

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How to Make Your WordPress Blog Not Run Faster by Using a CDN That Goes Out of Business and You Suddenly Realize After the Fact That Maybe It Wasn’t Such a Good Idea In the First Place

At last! I have found something on the Internest that is truly free! Oh, wait, no, that’s wrong.

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How to Make your WordPress Blog Stop Working by Trying to Make it Run Faster

In which Lazerus attempts to discover the source of evil lurking in some small corner of the server.

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Gobbledygook find of the day

In which Lazerus continues his fruitless effort to create a bollocks free world with little to no effect.

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Captured a bear on Google street view

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The Shocking Tale of BookLocker v. Amazon

In which Lazerus describes an incredible David vs. Goliath story, and how freedom of the press could actually cost you $300,000 in legal fees.

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Awesomest comment spam comment of the day

In which Lazerus continues to share amusing comment spam

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Spam Comment of the Day

Image by Getty Images via Daylife I now spend more time deleting moderating spam on this blog than I do actually writing. Annoying as hell. Although, I found the wording of this one to be pretty amusing: “The first thing that will happen will be the termination of Lustig’s disastrous buy allegra grab me and [...]

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