The Plain English Campaign’s Gobbledygook Generator

Hello, and welcome back. Some people hunt down and destroy — oh, say — ISIS terrorists. Some fight the good fight online to destroy obfuscatory written language. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Plain English Campaign‘s Gobbledygook Generator.

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/gobbledygook-generator.html

I am concerned that there is no equivalent American effort.

English: Title page of "A Dictionary of t...

English: Title page of “A Dictionary of the English Language,” written by Noah Webster. Image courtesy of the Yale University Manuscripts & Archives Digital Images Database, Yale University, New Haven, Connecticut. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)